The leak that broke my marriage… Almost
Compliance nightmares 22 JanThe leak that broke my marriage… AlmostOne faulty O-Ring at 3 a.m. – and the darkness starts leaking in.View more
The Blubber Bureau - Fire Station Fumbles
The Blubber Bureau 20 JanFire Station FumblesLocked out of their own zones, the walruses discover the importance of space management (and spares).View more
The Glue That Broke My Legacy… Almost
Compliance nightmares 15 JanThe Glue That Broke My Legacy… AlmostOne weak adhesive, a call at 1:28 a.m. – and the turbines grind to a halt.View more
The Blubber Bureau - The Great Coordination Dilemma
The Blubber Bureau 13 JanThe Great Coordination DilemmaMultiple jobs, unorganised storage, zero coordination. Can the crew sort it out before their tusks fly?View more
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3 steps to boost your company's performance 8 Jan3 steps to boost your company’s Service Delivery Management (SDM)Strengthen Service Delivery Management (SDM) with AI to enhance your Computer Aided Facilities Management (CAFM) and Enterprise Asset Management (EAM) capabilities and drive business success.View more
The Arctic Archives - A tool in time
The Otter Operations 6 JanThe Great Maintenance MuddleWork orders go missing, logs are incomplete, and one otter accidentally shreds an important document! Without a central maintenance management system, the chaos keeps multiplying.View more
Top 3 facility management company challenges
Top 3 challenges 1 JanTop 3 facility management company challengesThe top 3 challenges for small to medium facility management companies are resource management and staffing, cost control and budgeting, technology adoption and integration; what's yours?View more
The Arctic Archives - A tool in time
The Arctic Archives 30 DecA tool in timeEvery tool’s in the logbook, but nothing’s in reach — can they turn this maintenance scheduling mess into success?!View more
The Fish Files - Panic in the igloo
The Fish Files 23 DecPanic in the iglooThe igloo descends into chaos as no one can find the right assets… until a cold-blooded solution waddles in.View more
3 of the best (and worst) Computerised Maintenance Management Systems (CMMS)
3 of the best (and worst) systems 18 Dec3 of the best (and worst) Computerised Maintenance Management Systems (CMMS)3 of the best Computerised Maintenance Management Systems (CMMS) to boost efficiency (and 3 that will leave you panicking).View more
The Whisker Woes - Paws and Predictability
The Whisker Woes 16 DecPaws and PredictabilityKittens guess which machines fail next — and chaos pounces first. APM helps bring clarity to the catastrophe.View more
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Holiday special 11 DecA Year of DespairA small firm gets pummelled by a greedy tycoon's 25-year monopoly.View more
The Otter Operations - Frozen Trails & Forecast Fails
The Otter Operations 9 DecFrozen Trails & Forecast FailsA storm hits the maintenance tunnel mid-inspection. With no predictive planning in place, the otters scramble - following frozen trail markers that contradict each other every few meters.View more
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Kingdom of Clarity 4 DecWe Were Going to Serve Cupcakes...How a tiny marketing idea turned into a three-company obsession – and why it’s worth the wait.View more
The Polar Protocols - The Compliance Freeze
The Polar Protocols 2 DecThe Compliance FreezeWith outdated logs and vanishing tags, the team scrambles to unfreeze their asset compliance trail.View more
The Otter Operations - Tunnel Trouble & Floor Plans
The Otter Operations 25 NovTunnel Trouble & Floor PlansHalf the team ends up renovating a broom closet instead of the control room. With no floor plan management, tunnels loop endlessly and nobody knows where the breakroom is anymore.View more
4 dominoes labelled with "Overdue maintenance", "Tenant complaints", "Civil penalty", "Site lockout" in an industrial area with papers flying in the background
Compliance nightmares 20 NovThe log that locked my life… AlmostOne missed boiler service – and at 2:14 a.m. the padlocks start snapping shut.View more
The Whisker Woes - Fumbling Furr-balls
The Whisker Woes 18 NovFumbling Furr-ballsWork orders vanish. Tools wander. Maintenance naps instead of acts. CMMS restores order to the fur-flurry.View more
The Blubber Bureau - Firehouse Forecast Failure
The Blubber Bureau 11 NovFirehouse Forecast FailurePerformance data gets… inflated. Turns out gut instinct isn’t a reliable metric.View more
4 dominoes labelled with "Missed deadlines", "£50K fines", "Contract loss", "Facility shutdown" in an industrial area with papers flying in the background
Compliance nightmares 6 NovThe inspection that buried my business… AlmostOne unsigned form at 4:17 a.m. – and your firm’s coffin is already nailed shut.View more
The Arctic Archives - The Asset That Wasn’t
The Arctic Archives 4 NovThe Asset That Wasn’tA phantom asset sends the foxes on a wild goose chase across icy data trails.View more
Asian man giving a presentation, with the words 'High Quality Output' being displayed on the slide
Are you truly unique, or do you just think you are 29 OctAre you truly unique as a manufacturing company?In the competitive manufacturing landscape, claiming uniqueness is simple, but are your differentiators genuinely setting your company apart from the pack?View more
The Seal Standards - Facility Flippers
The Seal Standards 28 OctFacility FlippersWith rooms reassigned and resources misaligned, the seals try to make sense of their swirling workspace confusion.View more
White woman giving a presentation, with the words 'On-time Project Delivery' being displayed on the slide
Are you truly unique, or do you just think you are 23 OctAre you truly unique as a trade company?In the bustling trade industry, claiming to be exceptional is easy – but are your differentiators genuinely setting your company apart from the competition?View more
The Fish Files - Slippery Schedules
The Fish Files 21 OctSlippery SchedulesA maintenance mishap has everyone slipping behind. Can they get the workflows back on ice?View more
Black man giving a presentation, with the words 'Effective time management' being displayed on the slide
Are you truly unique, or do you just think you are 16 OctAre you truly unique as a facilities coordinator?In the demanding world of facilities coordination, claiming to be exceptional is easy – but are your skills truly setting you apart from the competition?View more
The Polar Protocols - Polar Metrics Meltdown
The Polar Protocols 14 OctPolar Metrics MeltdownChaos hits when no one’s sure which polar performance data is accurate!View more
Asian woman giving a presentation, with the words 'Customer service' being displayed on the slide
Are you truly unique, or do you just think you are 9 OctAre you truly unique in facility management?In a crowded Facilities Management market, claiming uniqueness is easy — but are your differentiators setting you apart from the competition?View more
The Otter Operations - Slippery When Critical
The Otter Operations 7 OctSlippery When CriticalWhen a critical asset slips through the cracks (literally), the otter team tries to track it down using sticky notes, string maps, and sheer hope. Turns out, asset management needs more than duct tape and flippers.View more
Diverse team of trades people looking at an equipment vulnerability management system with a manager
3 steps to boost your company's performance 2 Oct3 steps to boost your company’s equipment vulnerability managementStrengthen equipment vulnerabilities with AI to enhance your Asset Performance Management (APM) and drive operational success.View more
The Whisker Woes - Whiskers in the Floorplan
The Whisker Woes 30 SepWhiskers in the FloorplanRooms are mislabeled, assets misplaced, and papers are everywhere! CAFM maps the way out.View more
Diverse team of happy professionals reviewing equipment reference data
3 steps to boost your company's performance series 18 Sep3 steps to boost your company’s equipment referencesStrengthen equipment references with AI to enhance your Computerised Maintenance Management System (CMMS) capabilities and drive operational success.View more
The Arctic Archives - Forecasts Gone Fuzzy
The Arctic Archives 16 SepForecasts Gone FuzzyPerformance predictions get muddled, and the team learns the hard way that guessing won’t cut it.View more
Diverse team of smiling professionals looking at servicie metrics
3 steps to boost your company's performance series 11 Sep3 steps to boost your company’s Service Performance Management (SPM)Strengthen Service Performance Management (SPM) with AI to enhance your Asset Performance Management (APM) services and drive business success.View more
The Seal Standards - Tides of Maintenance
The Seal Standards 9 SepTides of MaintenanceWaves of breakdowns hit the team hard as they scramble to locate overdue equipment across the icy shore.View more
Why implementing an APM (Asset Performance Management) system is a good idea
Why implementing an X system is a good idea series 4 SepWhy implementing an APM (Asset Performance Management) system is a good ideaMaximise asset performance and drive success by implementing an APM (Asset Performance Management) system.View more
The Fish Files - The Igloo Blueprint Blunder
The Fish Files 2 SepThe Igloo Blueprint BlunderA layout disaster causes havoc across the penguin's facility, and now no one knows where anything is—or who even owns what.View more
Office environement with workers using a CAFM system
Why implementing an X system is a good idea series 27 AugWhy implementing a CAFM (Computer-Aided Facility Management) system is a good ideaUnlock efficiency and optimise your facilities by implementing a CAFM (Computer-Aided Facility Management) system.View more
Industrial workshop with workers using a CMMS
Why implementing an X system is a good idea 21 AugWhy implementing a CMMS (Computerised Maintenance Management System) is a good ideaStreamline maintenance and boost efficiency by implementing a CMMS (Computerised Maintenance Management System).View more
Manufacturing plant with technicians using an EAM system.
Why implementing an X system is a good idea 14 AugWhy implementing an EAM (Enterprise Asset Management) system is a good ideaUnlock efficiency and optimise your assets by implementing an EAM (Enterprise Asset Management) system.View more
The Blubber Bureau - Tusk Force Activation
The Blubber Bureau 12 AugTusk Force ActivationA surprise audit sends the tusked team into a frenzy to locate and verify their snow-covered assets.View more
A conceptual illustration of the MoSCoW method.
Project management 7 AugMoSCoW: success in every projectStreamline your project priorities using the MoSCoW method.View more
The Arctic Archives - Foxholes & floorplans
The Arctic Archives 5 AugFoxholes & floorplansWhen a move request turns into a full-blown blunder, the team have to rethink their facilities management strategy.View more
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3 mistakes companies make 31 Jul3 mistakes trade companies makeRaise your standards: 3 common mistakes trade companies make—and how to fix them.View more
The Seal Standards - Wrench in the Works
The Seal Standards 29 JulWrench in the WorksOne misplaced wrench leads to a full-blown freeze-up in maintenance. Time to thaw out the process.View more
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3 mistakes companies make 24 Jul3 mistakes manufacturing companies makeKeep the line moving: 3 common mistakes manufacturing companies make—and how to fix them.View more
The Fish Files - Too Cold to Predict
The Fish Files 22 JulToo Cold to PredictWhen the forecast system freezes, the team learns that guessing doesn’t cut it in asset performance.View more
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3 mistakes companies make 17 Jul3 mistakes facility coordinators makeStay ahead of the chaos: 3 common mistakes facility coordinators make—and how to fix them.View more
The Whisker Woes - Kitty Cat-astrophe
The Whisker Woes 15 JulKitty Cat-astropheCats fumble with unknown equipment lifecycles, misassigned tools, and lost inventory — can EAM save their icy cleaning operation?View more
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3 mistakes companies make 10 Jul3 mistakes facilities management companies makeAvoid the pitfalls: 3 common mistakes facilities management companies make—and how to fix them.View more
Blocks containing the text 'POC', 'PILOT' and 'FULL'.
Project management 3 JulProof of Concept (POC), Pilot, and Full implementation: know the differenceFrom vision to victory: Proof of Concept (POC) vs Pilot vs Full implementation explained.View more
Blocks spelling out BEST and WORST
3 of the best (and worst) systems 26 Jun3 of the best (and worst) Asset Performance Management (APM) systems3 of the best Asset Performance Management (APM) systems to improve performance (and 3 that will make you look like you’ve given up).View more
The Seal Standards
The Seal Standards 24 JunSeal of MiscalculationA faulty algorithm throws their entire performance system off course — can they bounce back before the tide turns?View more
Blocks spelling out BEST and WORST
3 of the best (and worst) systems 19 Jun3 of the best (and worst) Computer-Aided Facility Management (CAFM) systems3 of the best Computer-Aided Facility Management (CAFM) systems to improve operations (and 3 to avoid at all costs).View more
Blocks spelling out BEST and WORST
3 of the best (and worst) systems 5 Jun3 of the best (and worst) Enterprise Asset Management (EAM) systems3 of the best Enterprise Asset Management (EAM) systems to raise effectiveness (and 3 that will drop you when you least expect it).View more
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Project management 29 MayMaster the project management triangleScope, Time, Cost – The key to successfully mastering the Project Management Triangle!View more
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Childs play 22 MayManufacturing plant management doesn’t have to be a grindDiscover how plant teams are turning complex operations into child’s play with the right tools.View more
Workers breathing in clean air from a scrubber system
Childs play 15 MayFrom overwhelmed to in control: Facility coordination made easyFrom job tickets to vendors—here’s how the right tools are making facilities management child’s play.View more
Workers breathing in clean air from a scrubber system
Childs play 8 MayDuct tape isn’t a strategyFrom scheduling to facility oversight—how trade teams are using the right tools to make operations child’s play.View more
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Childs play 1 MayWhy facilities management doesn’t have to be rocket science (or even that hard)From chaotic scheduling to clunky systems—here’s how facility management companies are turning asset management into child’s play.View more
A technology adoption curve
Project management 24 AprThe technology adoption curve: It’s not just about when—it’s about whyWe’re building for the bold, the strategic, and the forward-thinking. If you’re waiting for the world to change, this probably isn’t for you.View more
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Top 3 challenges 17 AprTop 3 challenges manufacturing companies are facing todayThe top 3 challenges for manufacturing companies are unplanned downtime and equipment failures, lack of asset visibility and data, inefficient maintenance processes; what's yours?View more
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Top 3 challenges 10 AprTop 3 challenges facility coordinators are facing todayThe top 3 challenges for facility coordinators are reactive maintenance and asset downtime, managing vendors and service providers, budget pressure and justifying spend; what's yours?View more
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Top 3 challenges 3 AprTop 3 challenges trade companies are facing todayThe top 3 challenges for small to medium trade companies are workforce and scheduling efficiency, cost control and profitability, technology adoption and integration; what's yours?View more
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